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Wednesday, February 26, 2003

"Can A Dog Be Racist?" in Slate today. Can they? Hell yes they can, but race is just one of many factors. Quinn's dog Sam did not like black people one bit. My family's old dog Ginger cowered in fear at the sight of a man wearing a baseball cap. Luka apparently has a thing for uniforms, like park rangers. And Pico and Chick, well...
well what?
Well I was hoping you could fill in the blank. Do they hate any subset of people?
They hate bog-cutting liqvert drinking Danish and no one else.
[Good evening and welcome to another edition of 'Prejudice' - the show that gives you a chance to have a go at Wops, Krauts, Nigs, Eyeties, Gippos, Bubbles, Froggies, Chinks, Yidds, Jocks, Polacks, Paddies and Dagoes. (applause)]

Well, its not "prejudice" when you're right. what exactly have those damn Geats accomplished since Beowolf killed some old lady? (although, I will admit that foisting a stockfish (a split and dried cod) on the icelandic flag in 1350 was pretty funny and demeaning). So, as teh say, fohk aheylvethete, deen pek'antilope.

I've always said that no one has more hops on his jump shot the Starbury, but this is sick.

Monday, February 24, 2003

Anyone catch the Tyson fight? Mystikal was singing "DANGER! Get on the floor!" for Etienne's entrance, and Etienne took it to heart.
SL: I only saw a photo of Etienne laying on the canvas, but i heard that phto was longer than the fight itself.
AD: I think I caught the shortest clip on the teaser for some sports show of Tyson knocking somebody the fuck out. like head flying down to the floor as his legs looked like they were flying up. and I wondered to myself, did that Tyson fight happen?

Speaking of rap, great word-a-day today: scrofulous (morally corrupt). If that hasn't been used in a rap lyric then it should be. Samuel Lemons, get to it.

SH:

mama told me, daddy was Scrofulous and I'm just his incubus so I popped her and now she's a pile of blood 'n pus

RM applies it to the gangsta rap context: As a youth I learned to shoot game and act scrufulous while other kids were staying home watching Snufalufagus

SL: im making it my lifes mission to find rhymes in context with scrofulous. it may take a month, but im determined to be the nerdiest rapper ever. [E: nerdier than J-Vizzle?]

RM: If you want to be the nerdiest rapper, SL, you've got your work cut out for you. I heard the words "Friedrich Nietzsche" in a rap on the new DJ Spinna album. Clearly that emcee is the one to beat in the nerd competition.

SL: JV once used "sonombulistic" in a rap. nuff said . :)

Wednesday, February 19, 2003

Did anyone see Kobe break Yao's fingers? I mean Yao blocked that fucking shot and Kobe went right through it and dunked. Unreal. 3 -12 the Lakers may be the worst team in the league and #2, Shaq isn't even a top 10 guy anymore, but Kobe is carrying these guys.

Not sure how much we've personally talked about Kobe this year, but this is very exciting watching him take ownership of this team. He's coming into his own breaking insane records and winning too. I know we lost two in a row before tonight Houston win, but still 9/12 with Kobe leading the team is great. I say we win the next 3 on Kobe's back by then its the Kobe & Rush show :) . - SL

Tuesday, February 18, 2003

OK, in all fairness I cribbed this from the WSJ blog, but I think it's a wonderful story we can all relate too:

More Drinks May Lead To Severe Barroom Brawls

Drinking does not necessarily lead to barroom brawling, but the amount of alcohol consumed by participants in an aggressive situation can make a difference in how severe or injurious the brawl turns out to be, according to new research.

A study by Kenneth E. Leonard, Ph.D., of the State University of New York at Buffalo and colleagues suggests that other environmental factors, including dim lighting, large crowds, high noise level and encouragement from onlookers, are also strongly associated with the severity of barroom aggression.

"Men who reported higher levels of [alcohol] consumption were more likely to report high levels of aggression and that their opponent was hurt or injured more than were men who reported lower levels of consumption," Leonard says.

My home computer has been having major troubles, then on Friday it literally caught on fire. So for now I'll post when I can at work, otherwise I may be quieter than usual.

Friday, February 14, 2003

To the L.A. krew: Hey, if you're not going to the 'Live from the Blogosphere' at the Electronic Orphanage gallery in Chinatown (It features a panel of well known bloggers including Blogger's CEO, Evan Williams), want to take in Shanghai Knights?

Wednesday, February 12, 2003

Go sign the online petition to recall Gray Davis. Not only does he deserve it, this would also put us a step closer to getting Gov. Schwarzenegger into office (quote: "If Bush got a pass on "youthful indescretions" through age 40, Arnold shouldn't have to account for smoking pot in the bodybuilding documentary Pumping Iron.")

[If Arnie does run for gov that video is gonna make a hilarious ad for for the opposition. I've actually seen that scene and it's got Arnie laying on a sofa in bikini briefs eating fried chicken, drinking champagne, smoking a joint and handling two bikini-clad women. Or perhaps they'll use the part where he says "It's as satisfying to me as coming is; I am coming day and night, it's fantastic!" He's definitely got my vote. - RM]

Boy, I just can't get enough of that Ziggy Stardust Marley.


[Monty Burns: Oh Ziggy, will you ever win?]

Monday, February 10, 2003

Since we got NBA talk going, here are my All-Star Awards:
1) Biggest Waste of Space: Tyson Chandler. He also barely nudges out Ben Wallace for Worst Shooting Touch.
2) Best Dunk: 1st: J-Rich (final dunk); 2nd: J-Rich (round 1 windmill); 3rd: J-Rich (rookie game 180 windmill).
3) Worst Dunk: MJ, yikes
4) Best Playground move: J-Rich, passing the ball to himself off of Boozer's head
5) Best Outfit: Mariah and her twins
6) Best Playing Time decision: Adelman, for basically benching Yao after he got the start
7) Worst Playing Time decision: Isiah, for burying Pierce and Walker on the bench. Can't wait for the next Pacers-Celtics game.
8) Best music: the little girl singing the national anthem on Saturday
9) Worst "music": Meatloaf. Did anyone else see that? What the hell was going on there? Did anyone lose their job over that booking?
SH(10) worst performance by a "superstar" Kobe missing TWO game-winning free throws. He shot 60% in the clutch. Yikes. And did you notice how stationary Shaq was? All these guys flying around, athletic-like and he was just an immovabe mountain.. (E: big Z was an immovable bench mountain)
E: Kobe sounded almost apologetic for having to shoot those three free throws, like he wanted to win but didn't want to win that way. I'm glad he only hit two.
Don't you hate it when you hit your head on the rim? [SL: only thing worse is alleyooping a bounce pass to yourself, putting it through your legs back to front, dunking it left handed, then hitting your head on the rim. right after Sir Charles announces there are no dunks that have never been done before. - in an all-star related incident, some floor interview conducted with Peja after he won the 3 pt contest was hilarious. not sure if you caught it, but the interviewer makes some comment like, "wow, its a shame we didn't see this type of performance in game 7 of the Western Conference Finals". lol. what a cheap shot at a choke artitst! good one. :)]]

How about JOhn abriel for GM of the decade? Sign & trade Ben wallace for Grant Hill, when Detroit disclosed that Grant suffered from an undetermined and unhealed ankle injury; Trades Bo Outlaw and a draft pick (Amare Staudemire) for Jud Buechler; trades Chris Webber for Anfernee Hardaway; trades Horace Grant and 2 2nd round draft picks to Seattle for Billy Owens, Dale Ellis, Don MacLean and the rights to Corey Maggette and then lets teh best player in that group, Maggete, go for a song. I guess the Tariq Abdul-Wahad, Chris Gatling, a 1st round draft pick and $3 million to Denver for Chauncey Billups, Ron Mercer and Johnny Taylor was not awful.

And your draft history:


1993 - Chris Webber (1)
1993 - Geert Hammink (26)
1994 - Brooks Thompson (27)
1994 - Rodney Dent (31)
1995 - David Vaughn (25)
1996 - Brian Evans (27)
1996 - Amal McCaskill (49)
1997 - Johnny Taylor (17)
1997 - Eric Washington (47)
1998 - Michael Doleac (12)
1998 - Keon Clark (13)
1998 - Matt Harpring (15)
1998 - Miles Simon (42)
1999 - Laron Profit (38)

Friday, February 07, 2003

Dude, come on, your hair looks fine. Our dates are here, so let's not keep them waiting. No I haven't seen them yet, why?


Damn, you said they were easygoing party girls but I dunno.

Thursday, February 06, 2003

This story is as old as time itself: Man tattoos radio station logo on forehead, man sues radio station, man complains incessantly and threatens suicide to trailer-mates, trailer-mates get fed up and try to hang man and then beat man in the face with ball-peen hammer. (link from Obscure Store)


[E: nice: "my rounds collapsed in a John Daly-esque fit of blown shots at the 13th and bourbon shots at the 19th."]

Wednesday, February 05, 2003

Has anyone adjusted their cost benefit analysis after hearing Uncle Colin this morning? Or are we bound and determined to pull our anti-Bush blankets over our heads and say "there is no good in the man, there is no good in the man" loud enough so nothing gets in? [I'm not really a big fan of the blanket-over-the-head method, but if that's how you want to go about it then that is absolutely your right. -- RM {Back to making no sense? Sh.} [You used to be smarter than this. What happened? Did your asshole cancer finally spread to your brain? - RM]{Rick, when your brain tells you to type, wait another week until it gives you something clever to say. Sh}
[E: kudos on your use of links in that post, particularly to the picture of the Joe Millionare chick all tied up. That sort of thing helps give this blog a strange internal coherence.]
[E: I can't take the UN seriously. We're supposed to leave our national security decisions in the hands of these clowns? Them and what army? And to have to listen to France... well, here's what Marc Stein had to say that I thought was pretty insightful:

A few weeks ago, there was a spot of bother in Ivory Coast. Don't ask me what's going on: President Wossname represents the southern Wotchamacallit tribe and they're unpopular with natives in the northern province of Hoogivsadam. Something like that. But next thing you know, French troops have locked down the entire joint and forced both parties into a deeply unpopular peace deal that suits the Quai d'Orsay but nobody else. All of this while the UN is hunkered down in a month-long debate on whether to approve Article IV Sub-section 7.3 (d) of Hans Blix's hotel bill. Ivory Coast is nominally a sovereign state. The French have no more right to treat it as a colony than the British have to treat Iraq as a colony. But they do. And they don't care what you think about it.

So they're not appeasing Saddam. On the matter of Islamic terrorists killing American office workers and American forces killing Iraqi psychopaths, they are equally insouciant. Let's say Saddam has long-range WMDs. If he nuked Montpelier (Vermont), M. Chirac would insist that Bush needed to get a strong Security Council resolution before responding. If he nuked Montpellier (France), Iraq would be a crater by lunchtime.

SH: France is like Rick, they both make life easy: They take a position, you automatically take the opposite and you know you are right. But I think France's opposition stems from their belief that they actually have to fight in the war. Once they realize they won't be embarrased by getting their asses kicked again, they'll relax. And by the way, what is: "the decisive reinforcement of the means of inspections"? [Don't know where you're seeing that quote {SH: That's what the Frog eaters UN Ambassador called for instead of a war}, but I would guess that it relates to the US position that the inspections should include use of U2 spy planes - RM]

RM: In my opinion , the better insult would be "France is like Rick, once they realize that they won't be embarrassed by getting their asses kicked again, they'll relax." I just think that it's more insulting to imply that someone is a chronic loser and defensive about it that to merely imply that someone is always wrong on issues. Still lame {SH: You are quite modest, with much to be modest about}, but slightly better. That advice comes free of charge. I would note, however, that France did actually fight in Gulf War I, unlike, say, Germany. I would also note that France's actions in the Ivory Coast were backed by the U.S. who sent a small contingent of military personnel to assist the French military and who also, along with the U.N., has endorsed the peace deal brokered by France.
[E: which goes to the point that many UN members, including and especially France, see its primary utility as a leash on American power. I suspect a US-brokered peace deal would've received much more scutiny. France participated in the first Gulf War, then actively undermined the post-war sanctions. They clearly act in their own self-interest and use the UN as a weapon in that cause -- precisely the reason they will not use their veto, because then a decisive victory by the US followed by an outpouring of gratitude from the Iraqi people would reveal France to be not only wrong but completely irrelevant.]

Tuesday, February 04, 2003

If there really is a God of California, then perhaps it would behoove us to put His or Her image on the new quarter. It's the least we can do. [Hmm . . . according to the internet, the God of California is David Lee Roth. I think I would rather have the Golden Gate Bridge on the quarter. - RM][i say we go with a miner on the quarter. fits the image of greed, and most of the gold rush miners were broke so putting their image on a quarter fits the bill. i do think we should us this miner, at least atari 800 fans will be happy. [There was an Atari 800? That blows my mind like saying there was a Commodore 63. - RM]{A: Not a choice}

Since 2001, my portfolio only has one stinking winner. I think I need a healthcare element.
[E: I don't know anything about stocks, but while certain pharmaceuticals go in and out of favor, pharmaceutical distribution is a constant. We spend a ton of money with these guys, for whatever that's worth. Also, always gotta have someone around to clean up.]

Anyone that seriously wants rules or the merest scent of ********** is a pissant fucking asshole. That's all I have to say on that matter. [Link added by RM][censorship provided by SL[hahaha great comeback sony, ill leave the link to my initials but warn others about the massive porn popups that are not safe for work] {Are you kidding, work is the only place I check out pornos. Can you imagine Jennifer pulling down the browser history and seeing freepussy.com? ANy ideas how I can delete that so I can get my porno fill at la casa and work?}[E: clearing history does it in IE, though you probably want to delete all cookies and temp files too]

By the way, I liked the tax talk, especially the insults. We just need someone to call "time" after a spell.

Rounding together these recent topics, on the Daily Show last night they were talking about how LeBron James' high school was taking in $10K per game, but that "the finances were handled by the 11th grade accounting class, which funneled profits to their offshore sister school, 'Our Lady Of International Waters'." [That's funny - RM]

SL: man i hate these idiots searching for any way to hurt LeBron. first the hummer, then he gets caught with some jerseys. gd, how much money has his school and espn made off this guy already? its not like at any time he couldnt have signed a shoe contract or many other endorcements, but he didn't. and now he gets busted for a coulple of expensive jerseys. lame. can you say hate-errrzzz?!?

Monday, February 03, 2003

OK, I'm bored, and I need something lite to post (i.e. not about the tax code, the pending war, or sad stupidity of jurors who convict someone despite not wanting to see him convicted, which I'm still pissed about), so how about this:

My Top 5 TV shows on the air currently
The Daily Show (Comedy Central - 4 days a week, I never miss it. Thank god for tivo.)
Home Movies (Cartoon Network - from the makers of Dr. Katz; very, very funny)
The Shield (FX - best cop show bar none)
The West Wing (NBC - the Democratic wet-dream president, I know I'd vote for him)
American Idol (Fox - this may be the funniest show on tv right now, but unfortunately it gets less and less funny as the rounds progress) {I dunno, I think Kelly Clarkson's "career" since the last American Idol is pretty funny. It'll be even funnier when 12 months from now, after nearly disappearing from the collective American psyche, she makes headlines when she checks into rehab. That'll be a laugh riot. - RM} [E: still, those guys last week going out on the town when everyone else was practicing because they figured with their AI credentials and the camera crews following them they'd be "swimming with chicks" - then later shown leaving the bar with this huge, skanky chick... just through the roof. You can't write this stuff.]

The "smoking gun" on Iraq WMDs and plans to use them. Put that in your cost/benefit analysis and smoke it.
[A:>The bodyguard probably did his own cost/benefit analysis of being a Sadaam lookalike that had to stay near such a giant walking target. "He has concealed guns all over his body," Sadaam ought to get a giant pile of coke and recreate a Scarface scene in one of his castles.]
[E: I like that no one ever sees him in person anymore, he only communicates by phone. That's right, he's Charlie, and his sons and Tariq Azid are his Angels. "Angels I have a mission for you: Go poison the Israeli water supply."]

R: Five yard penalty for flamebaiting.
[E: Didn't mean to... I actually have an overly-long diatribe ready to go on why I agree with the cost/benefit analysis model while coming to a different conclusion than you did, but I figure if I wait a couple weeks the point will be moot.] {It's good cocktail talk. So when do the cocktails start?- RM}-=>A:Early<=- SL: maybe i can convince AD to roll up to the Bay with me for the 15th party! hehe. leave on Fri, come back on Sun or Mon morning. [That would be cool in several ways. Not least of which is that I haven't seen AD in, like, two years. I'll send you both the e-mail invite w/ information later this week. A good time will be had by all. Guaranteed or your money back. - RM]

Saturday, February 01, 2003

You at the Clippers game last night Sony? They showed a replay (during the Laker VICTORY) of the fan hitting the half-court shot (for a car?). He did bank it in, but it was a one-handed shot and had a lot of arc as well. So the jury is still out on your laser-beam method.

A adds (real late): I was at my one Clipper game for the year and they showed highlights on the videoscreen and dude was there (in audience). 3 year season ticket holder, ran around the court celebrating after he made it. they showed him getting his car (mitsubishi boxy something or other).