oldschool CxC

Tuesday, June 29, 2004

Woot. Go Scalia. Dissent on you crazy diamond.

Thursday, June 24, 2004

You know how to tell if a woman loves you? If she'll have your dog.

Wednesday, June 23, 2004

[jv: Didn't you know, they're NOT TALKING ABOUT IT.]

[sl: i'll talk about it ...
Phil: goodbye, thanks,  welcome Rudy T's showtime
Shaq: goodbye, when kobe goes baseline towards you, don't even jump.
Karl: please be healthy and rejoin the Lakes so we can have the best passing Center PF combo in the league.
Kobe: As Shaq from the Super Lakers said ... "Don't be raping'"
Fisher: goodbye warriors fast break for the next 7 years
Slava: yes
Luke: yes
Gary: Oaktowwwwwwwwnn Bieaaaaatch!
Nelson: Ha Ha

Saturday, June 19, 2004

Oaktown Underground.

Tuesday, June 15, 2004

I just very much enjoyed this:

Though I find Bush slightly (ever so slightly) less emetic than Kerry, he's a crook, a stumblebum, and a lazy, mirthless little prince, and any country that would re-elect him deserves every bad thing that will happen to it. If I have any degree of preference between the two candidates, the best word for it is the vaguely theological term velleity: the lowest level of volition, unaccompanied by any intention to act.

Is it too late to draft Jack Kemp?

Monday, June 14, 2004

Sex with minors, don't go there.

My favorite is "isn't she a little young?" We had a similar campaign in O-Town a few years back. Don't believe the hype my brothers. They're trying to tell us that sex with minors is unhealthy, but most of those girls are super clean - virginal even. You don't even need to use condoms they're so clean. Personally, I feel like I have so much to offer a young girl, and all she has to do in return is shut up and take it, bitch.

[jv: Yes, we get it: you're a pimp and also very hard. It's all fun and games until a daughter falls out. I'll be waiting with a shotgun in about twelve years for your ilk.]

Tuesday, June 01, 2004

The Feeling of Power