Less than a year ago we had some serious trouble with the numbskull Cal football players living next to us. In particular, one guy was just out of control, always yelling and screaming and challenging people to fights. I'm assuming he was an angry drunk, but I really don't know if alchohol played such a big part.

One late weeknight, he was making such a racket that Mike Rowe's wife Kathleen came out and started hectoring him, saying she was going to call the police and accusing him of dealing drugs (admittedly she was pretty annoying). He just went the fuck off, threatening to kick her ass, Mike's ass, saying we live in a ghetto, just on and on. The police were called out and we filed a report. Actually he accused Kathleen of assault because she tapped him on the head from over the fence. So yes, he was that kind of pussy to actually go on record as filing an assault charge against a 5'5" schoolteacher.

A couple weeks later, he got into it with some random guy passing by on the street, and that guy was ready to throw down or perhaps go away and come back heavy. That was the final straw.. we talked to the landlord and got him evicted lest he induces a driveby.

So, why am I telling this story? He was in the news yesterday for getting into a confrontation at a strip club, the details of which sounded all too familiar, especially the juxtoposition between his initial rage and his later "who me?" innocent act.