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Saturday, October 14, 2006

Less than a year ago we had some serious trouble with the numbskull Cal football players living next to us. In particular, one guy was just out of control, always yelling and screaming and challenging people to fights. I'm assuming he was an angry drunk, but I really don't know if alchohol played such a big part.

One late weeknight, he was making such a racket that Mike Rowe's wife Kathleen came out and started hectoring him, saying she was going to call the police and accusing him of dealing drugs (admittedly she was pretty annoying). He just went the fuck off, threatening to kick her ass, Mike's ass, saying we live in a ghetto, just on and on. The police were called out and we filed a report. Actually he accused Kathleen of assault because she tapped him on the head from over the fence. So yes, he was that kind of pussy to actually go on record as filing an assault charge against a 5'5" schoolteacher.

A couple weeks later, he got into it with some random guy passing by on the street, and that guy was ready to throw down or perhaps go away and come back heavy. That was the final straw.. we talked to the landlord and got him evicted lest he induces a driveby.

So, why am I telling this story? He was in the news yesterday for getting into a confrontation at a strip club, the details of which sounded all too familiar, especially the juxtoposition between his initial rage and his later "who me?" innocent act.


Blogger Erik said...

Forgot to mention that the great sports blog Deadspin is where Sony first pointed me to this story:

Chris Purtz Would Like You To Provide Him With Some Whores, Please

9:09 AM  
Blogger A. said...

priceless. He prolly woulda done better to go to somewhere else other than the first (IIRC) strip club, nay peep show, to unionize, then get bought out by the stippers. Then one or two hunret might have got the manager to tell the help to STFU..

"Dude, you said that place had sluts! What the fungus??!!"

11:04 AM  
Blogger A. said...

too funny quote from that (my own) link

. . .tale goes back to July, when a support staffer named Davide Cerri sent the co-op board an e-mail complaining that the peep show's revenues were falling off. Since everybody's pay at the Lusty is based on monthly revenues, any decline in cash flow would hit every worker's wallet.
Cerri claimed that the Lusty's madams were hiring "unwatchable girls" — women who were too big and not quite sexy enough — and that as a result, the club lost money.

"People comes [sic] asking for refunds, because they do not want to see girls that they would not want to have sex with even if they were completely drunk," Cerri wrote.

11:08 AM  
Blogger Erik said...

lol - "unwatchable girls"

Maybe they could get over the discrimination issue by basing continued employment on customer feedback.

On a scale of 1 to 5, how well did the stripper meet your needs?

1 - My shower isn't hot enought to burn away the stench
2 - It was like a high school science fair, and not in a fun way
3 - I'm ready to go and fuck my wife or girlfriend
4 - I'm ready to go and fuck anyone's wife or girlfriend
5 - All finished, thanks!

11:54 AM  
Blogger A. said...

i belive all of which customer feedback would be expressed in tips, which would then be a moral issue on whether to kick up to the collective.

12:43 PM  

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