I learned three things this morning:

1. I'd prefer to rip out my eyes, pour acid into my ears and live my life as a deaf-mute than to watch another Olsen Twin movie about getting dates for the spring dance.

2. When my Ipod shuffles to a 15 minute Mettalica ditty during my commute, it reduces travel time by 20-30%. Side effects include getting angry, developing anti-authoritarian vaguely liberal outlook, flashbacks to long nights at ADs house, and running away from po-po.

3. You can save a lot by switching to Geico