Best lawsuit evar: Suing Arm & Hammer for their failure to warn customers that using their product to cook up some crack could lead to a long jail sentence.

(3) Does Your Honor think that [Arm & Hammer] is not aware and have not been informed as to the harsh penalty and seriousness and trouble that this product pose to society when a person buys this baking soda legally over the counter shelf and mix this, or is it just fine and dandy?