Mitch Rickell Sez:
Strap on your pistols and bandoleers and join Maria and me for cinco de mayo festivities on Sunday, May 4th starting at 2 pm. We'll jointly celebrate Maria's birthday and General Zaragosa's defeat of the French at Puebla by stuffing ourselves with tamales and beer, bludgeoning pinatas, and drunkenly singing Cielito Lindo over and over again until the police come by to shut the party down. Word is bond. See you Sunday.

[jv sez: Any excuse to celebrate defeat of the French is a good one. Sorry the fam and I won't be able to make it up, but have a Liberty tamale and a Freedom brew for us!]