oldschool CxC

Thursday, January 29, 2004

"Jackson allegedly seduced boys by giving them Coke cans filled with white wine he called 'Jesus juice' and red wine he nicknamed 'Jesus blood.'"

You know, I have tried MANY TIMES to use that line on women, and it's never worked for me. Oh well, perhaps it was because none of them were children. I think Jackson has a shot at turning this evidence around and convincing a jury he is actually an ordained priest. That way he'll simply be reassigned to another parish, and the whole thing will just go away...


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