oldschool CxC

Tuesday, March 11, 2003

Congressmen rename "french fries" as "freedom fries." Also urge Americans who have visited France in the last 12 months to get cooties shots.

[E: Also: 'Freedom kissing', and Larry Bird is now from Freedom Lick, Indiana]

[SL: While in other news, the French Maid outfit shall retain its name due the usage of French symbolizing dirty, slutty, and whorish, which all still apply to France.]


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